Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did one plate say to the other?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?