What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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What do you call the dog magician?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?