How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code!
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?