Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How are teens like cats?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?