What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?