What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
