What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?