Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do locomotives know where to go?