Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do two skunks argue?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?