Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How does a cow do math?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?