Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What siblings are always sad?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?