Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?