What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the fish blush?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?