What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?