What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a henway?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are winter days great?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?