What is the quickest button on a radio?
Fast forward.
What school subject really rocks?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do bees buzz?