Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do fairies always drink?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the politest month?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?