Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?