What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How do amoebas make calls?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?