What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Bee-witched.
What did the sick chicken say?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?