What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do cats wear to work?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?