Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?