Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do bees gossip?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do fleas travel?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?