Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Because they are great at fixing problems!
Where was Noah born?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What are the smartest highways in the world?