Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What birds always travel in twos?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What did summer say to spring?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do birds threaten one another?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?