What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
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How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
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How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
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What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?