What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
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Why did the turkey join the band?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?