What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What was the first animal in space?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call an insincere horse?