What animals make the best baseball players?
Bats.
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?