What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What fish only swims at night?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are frogs always happy?
How do bees get to school?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?