What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?