What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?