Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?