What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?