What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
When do mice play every day?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?