What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why do elephants have trunks?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did one plate say to the other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do termites go camping?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Families are like fudge.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?