What's the most magical part of a turkey?
The wishbone!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?