Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which bug is related to you?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What kind of monkey flies to school?