What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How are teens like cats?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What animal should you never play poker with?