What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Surprise!!!!
What sweet treat never panics?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?