What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What day do hands always go to church?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?