Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who does everyone's hair in space?