What do you call berries playing the guitar?
A jam session.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is the most adorable season?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?