What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How does a witch play loud music?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?