What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Whoops! My fault!
Why was the mime upset?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?