What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?