What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you measure a millennial?