What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Tis the season to be jelly.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you get straight A's?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?