Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?