What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
How do you make a cow float?
It's allergy season again?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the holiest insect?
When do cows get tired?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?