What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?