What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Fetch and release.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?