What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How do snowmen get information?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How do you make a bear really angry?