What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
A clown fish.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Families are like fudge.
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?