Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?