What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did summer say to spring?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?