What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do naked fish play with?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?